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Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff
(1951 - )


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IronyHomosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three-year waiting list.
MisinterpretationThe ad in the paper said "Big Sale. Last Week." Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
- (comedian)
Russian reversalIn Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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